hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i dont even know how to be here
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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