You surviving the open bar?
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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