That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
