i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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