There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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