Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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