Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
