Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
wow bdsm is so cute
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