We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I checked into jail on foursquare
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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