Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
please don't ironically join a cult
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