Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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