normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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