The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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