Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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