no. you can't hotbox the world.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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