after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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