just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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