i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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