haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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