3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
