I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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