your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
