Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
You did what with his pubic hair?
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