party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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