sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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