Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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