I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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