My sheets look like a crime scene.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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