I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
two words...techno handjob
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
