i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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