there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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