Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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