Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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