Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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