Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
the day after is always just damage control
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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