another moral hangover. fuck.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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