I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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