Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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