He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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