physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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