That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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