just come out here and I will go home with you...
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I bet he comes in French.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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