Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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