I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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