Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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