I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
