Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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