I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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