I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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