I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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